"The Californian's Ten Commandments"

Herewith, the remainder:


       Thou shalt not murder; it keeps others from doing their own thing.

       Thou shalt not commit thyself to one person beyond the duration of a true, mutuallly satisfying relationship.

       Thou shalt not steal a Mercedes if it leaves anyone without wheels.

       Thou shalt be up front at all times with thy neighbor.

       Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's live-in sex partner; thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's pad; thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's boogie board.


             Alas,
                 Don