Once Again, Headlines You Hope Didn't Appear (but are glad you read them)

       OK, if your appetite was whetted (and not repelled) yesterday, then these three more from the headlines in Richard Lederer's 2014 book:


                   OFFICIALS SUSPENDED OVER HOTEL FIRE

                            BIRDS MAKE MESS; CITY STEPS IN

        DENVER CHAPTER WILL HAVE SENATOR FOR BREAKFAST


               Words are these wonderfully malleable things, you see.