Headlines You Hope Didn't Appear (but are glad you read them)

       Some of the headlines in Richard Lederer's book The Revenge of Anguished English seem too good to be true, and since there are no sources given for them, it does make one suspicious.  But here goes with a handful of them because they're also too good not to share:


               HITLER MEMORABILIA CAUSES FUROR

                ONE-LEGGED MAN ESCAPES ON FOOT

                 CRACK FOUND IN MAN'S BUTTOCKS


                        Wuxtry! Wuxtry!  Read all about it.