Coincidental Dialogue

       Looking anxiously in the refrigerator for something to snack on, I found corn tortillas and noticed on the package "Gluten Free."  I didn't want those in any case.

       I swiveled to the microwave on top of which there was sitting some kind of chips.  The first words that popped off the bag were "Gluten and Corn Free."

       For me it was talking to the tortillas in the fridge:

            "I can do you one better--I'm even free of corn!"