R.I.P. Rio

       I suppose it will live on, leaving a bad taste in the minds of Brazilians about us Americans after the Rio Olympics--swimmer Ryan Lochte's drunkenness, gas station incident, and lying about it all.

       One could hope, however, that its grave marker will bear actor Joshua Molina's limerick from Twitter:

          There once was a swimmer named Lochte,
          One night after getting quite crocked, he
             Reported a crime,
             With detail sublime,
          But it turned out his tale was concoct-y