Cut from a Different Cloth

       Purchased new toaster today at Bed, Bath, and Beyond.  I think I may have learned what the "Beyond" stands for when I read the directions that told me certain things I should do before starting to operate the toaster.  One of them was the following:


                    "Wipe the exterior with a damp sloth."


       I wonder if a sloth is damp most of the time; and also what a sloth might think of my using it in this way.  We usually figure a sloth is pretty lazy, but then it might take such use as a salve for its conscience.  It'd get the credit, but I'd be doing all the work!