Ads and land's sake, finally an appropriate holiday.

       I think it's definitely time to revive one of Connie's unquestionably superb bon mots.

       I had said something to the effect that with all the Sunday newspaper ads, you would think this holiday weekend was about nothing but shopping, to which Connie, standing at the kitchen sink, quickly replied,


                   "Sure, didn't you know, it's Memallial Day!"