"tWITter"

       I don't do Twitter, but I was pleased to read some tweets on the way polite, laid back, Seattle tore up the town after their huge first Super Bowl victory.  The L.A. Times reported there had been "a few torched sofas, a damaged historic building, maybe half a dozen arrests."

       A hashtag (#How Seattle Riots) produced these gems: "Throw garbage in the compost-only bin."  "The Priuses are honking."  "Wearing sandals without your socks."

       It does tend to prove that brevity is the soul of wit.