Next, Car Will Stand Up on its Hind Tires & Bark

       Our tech advancements prove ambiguously helpful.  My nephew David told me today of sitting alone on his dad's front porch one day when he heard, "Your door is ajar."  He looked around, saw no one, and again heard after a Ding "Your door is ajar."  He looked down toward the curb, and there was a car:  Ding..."Your door is ajar."  There was no owner in sight.

       Then David heard a Ding, and the flat-toned voice said, "Your keys are still in the ignition." (PAUSE) Ding  "Your keys are still in the ignition."

       Now let us watch both voice and vehicle disappear.