A Joke Too Good Not to Tell

       At Torah study Wednesday, we were discussing how Abraham at age 99 had himself circumcised.  As at least the males of us were wincing, thinking how bad that would feel at any of our respective ages, let alone his, our young Rabbi Sam, who was just visiting the class that day and not teaching it, blurted out something that had all of us in the room rocking with laughter for several minutes before class could resume:

       "My circumcision was so painful, I couldn't walk for a year."