"Pro-crastinator"

       Being one myself, I really appreciated this declaration seen on a T-shirt:


       "He puts the Pro in Pro-crastinator."

     
       The first "pro" plays on the word "professional" and doubles down on the degree of procrastination.

       Cras from Latin means "tomorrow," and the "pro" part of it means "forward [till]".  I know that feeling well.

       I like the way the T-shirt nails down the joke and the accusation with that little hyphen.