"CPAP" Looks and Sounds a bit Soviet, Doesn't It?

       Son David called today, and I asked him, "Did you try on and use your C-SPAN"?

       Now I knew that was wrong, but it was something like that and C-SPAN was as close as I could come.  It's CPAP, a machine with a mask you wear which helps you breathe better and improve your sleep.

       David said, "Yes, C-SPAN, those politicians, that'll put you to sleep."

       And, he added, you can't help when you look at the letters themselves seeing  the word "CRAP," one short diagonal line different.